Sir, We Have an Orc Problem

Sheer enemy numbers are the whole idea behind Sir, We Have an Orc Problem, a short tower defense game. The orcs arrive by the tens of thousands, and you answer with turrets that fire bullets, bombs and lasers. Every run earns resources whether you win or lose. You spend them in a large upgrade tree to unlock new turrets and make the ones you have stronger, so each attempt pushes the horde back further. When things get tight you can call in active abilities that wipe out big chunks of the army, such as strafing runs, orbital lasers and even nukes. It came out on Steam in July 2026 from Mumpitz Games. The progression is incremental, so losing still moves you forward. It suits players who enjoy huge crowds on screen and a steady upgrade climb, and anyone who likes tower defense and wants a short one.