Sir, We Have an Orc Problem
Defend your base against tens of thousands of orcs with a massive incremental upgrade tree.

A short tower defense game with incremental-style meta-progression. Orcs come by the tens of thousands, and you meet them with bullets, bombs, and lasers. Every run — won or lost — earns resources to unlock and upgrade turrets on a massive upgrade tree, plus active abilities like strafing runs, orbital lasers, and nukes for when things get critical.
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Frequently asked questions
- 01Is Sir, We Have an Orc Problem free to play?
- Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is available to play online — check the store links for current pricing.
- 02What platforms can I play Sir, We Have an Orc Problem on?
- Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is available on Steam.
- 03What kind of game is Sir, We Have an Orc Problem?
- Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is a tower defense idle game, featuring strategy, short, indie and upgrades.